merylstreepismymom:

"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

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komaedanagitokun:

tiny cacti make me happy

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look at this tiny cactus

its so small and cute how can you not smile looking at it

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oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

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ging-ler:

do you ever shave your legs but later you realise you missed a spot and its like

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lohanofficial:

this is how americans celebrate 4th of july in london 

lohanofficial:

this is how americans celebrate 4th of july in london 

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sp0radic:

galehawthorne:

how do you get a boyfriend when you don’t leave your room

#have you seen Tangled

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babylizard:

billhitchert:

billhitchert:

I just realized that “mini” is short for “minimal” and I feel like my whole life has been turned upside down

Wait that’s not even true it’s short for “miniature” FUCK MY LIFE

minimal golf. not too much golf. just enough golf so it wont piss you off.

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idreaminwords:

That is the opening of a portal to another dimension and you cannot tell me otherwise

idreaminwords:

That is the opening of a portal to another dimension and you cannot tell me otherwise

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